My favourite Dilberts

Nerd ahoy / Coffee dork.

The scene:
I'm reading my usual RSS feeds on a Sunday morning. He's taking a break from killing things / playing Call of Duty: Black Ops and looks over my shoulder.

He: You read a Starbucks gossip blog...?!!!

Me: Yeah, why?

He: No reason, but isn't that a bit uh... yeah?

Me: Well, remember when I told you that they were changing their logo earlier this year and I was the only person that we know who knew, including the good people at our local Starbucks? And do you remember how it was me who told said good people that their logo was changing and they just looked at me like I was this oracle of total awesome?*

He: Uh.. yeah?

Me: That's why. Well, that and because I fucking rule.

He: .... smirks and goes back to killing things.

(*okay, they didn't really look at me like I was awesome.. they looked at me like I was an idiot who always orders overly complicated lattes and who happens to read a Starbucks gossip blog.)

What's that? Why yes, that is a new picture over there. Enjoy!

In other news.. here's the song I can't get out of my head - Enjoy!

And here's the viral video that makes me laugh Every. Single. Time. I watch it.
Yeah? - Enjoy!